In the last few days at Hawthorne Elementary, the rainwater has been ushered into this clump of islands. Worms have also been brought to Turdtopia and have settled on the islands.
Here are the islands and the worms that live on them: Mt. Turdurdmore is Turdtopia’s most visited landmark. Tiny Turd is the smallest island in Turdtopia. Big Turd has the most residents living there. The most famous is The Keeper of Turd City. Turd City has the most hotels. Turd Hall is where King Bob III and Mrs. Turd live.
Turdtopia is located just past the woodchips at the Hawthorne playground.
