Friday

23-05-2025 Vol 19

Impossible Task

Pt.1

This is Claw. He is a bunny, so he doesn’t have any claws. It is strange. Anyway, Claw has three friends named Hop, Hank, and Butter. Don’t ask how Butter got her name. They wanted to steal the carrot diamond (a diamond that looks like a carrot) from The Safe in Rabbit’s Hole, Carrot. The capital of The Land of Rabbits. Butter has cracked a safe in 0.0000000000001 seconds. Hop has been in the Olympics. Claw makes the plans, and Hank is a spy in training.

“Here’s the plan: Hank will sneak inside and put the bombs down in the bathroom. Hop will take the roof entrance with lays potato chips (because we need food). Butter will hack the security systems and crack the safe. I will light the bombs on fire and book our plane tickets,” said Claw. 260 hours later “Let’s go over the plan one more time,” said Claw. “Okay,” said Butter. “Hank will sneak inside and put the bombs down in the bathroom. Hop will take the roof entrance with lays potato chips (because we need food). Butter will hack the security systems and crack the safe. I will light the bombs on fire.” “Not literally!” shouted Hop. “This is bad,” said Hank. “Aaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhh,” they all screamed.

20 days later Rabbits Hole, Carrot. They finally arrived at The Safe when “Do we have any bombs left,” said Claw. “Just one,” said a grumpy Butter. It was hard to get in. Butter spent twenty hours tinkering with the security systems when finally, “I got it!” shouted Butter. The roof systems were open. Hank took out his pole and pole vaulted onto the roof. He went to the locked door and opened it. They all went inside. The carrot diamond was in the center of the room. By the way it was the 18th of December, Carrot’s Independence Day. Fireworks were going off and they were quite near The Safe. Claw left the bomb outside and KABBOOM went the last bomb. They were trapped and nowhere to go. 

We are definitely between concrete and a hard place” Hank groaned. “At least were not dead,” said Claw. “Yeah, but we are trapped,” said Butter. “Where did Hop go,” exclaimed Claw. “Great, now he is gone” Butter groaned. “Wait, there’s a tunnel,” said Claw. They crawled through it. After they went through the tunnel, they found Hop at the end of it. “I built the tunnel,” said Hop. “Woohoo” said Butter. Where is the carrot diamond,” said Claw. “It’s gone,” said Hank.

They felt defeated. They had lost the carrot diamond. Hop still wanted to search the area. “I guess we can,” said Hank. 20 minutes later “I found something,” said Claw. They rushed over to see what he found. “It’s a pipe,” said Claw. “Let’s crawl through it,” said Hop. At the end of the pipe, they saw the carrot diamond above them blocking the pipe. “Great” said Hank very sarcastically. He checked his spy watch. They were in Indonesia! But they would need to go back through the pipe and go around to get the diamond. “Now we have to fly all the way to Indonesia.”

It was 224 hours till they got there. They found the carrot diamond very easily, but just then a guard with a robot stepped in front of them. Claw hopped on the robot. The robot then turned into a trampoline and sent Claw flying. He landed in Bulgaria, so they had to fly 13 more hours. When they got there Claw was ready to fly back to Indonesia. This time out they defeated the boss, but the carrot diamond was gone. “Again” said a tired Butter. So, in the morning they grabbed a plane to rabbits hole. The flight was quicker. It took 223 hours 59 minutes 59 seconds 9 tenths of a second 99 hundredths of a second and 999 milliseconds.

After they got there, they looked for the carrot diamond. It wasn’t there. “There must have been a fork in the pipe,” said Hop. “Let’s go through the pipe again,” said Hank. This time they turned at the fork. It lead them to Hawaii. The carrot diamond was guarded like Fort Knox. There were guards everywhere. They made a mad dash toward the diamond, but ended up tripping over each other. The guards found them and put them in a cannon and sent them to the Bahamas…

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