Category: Columns
May 16, 2025
Columns
Editorial: Has Brainrot Gone Too Far?
By Thorne Editor Remy Handler From Rizz to Skibidi to Sigma, every 9–11-year-old across America has said gen alpha words.…
Editorial – Baseball and Kickball: Which is Better?
A Repeated Argument For the last few months at fourth grade recess, baseball has dominated the blacktop. However, in third…
Turdtopia: the Watery Paradise
In the last few days at Hawthorne Elementary, the rainwater has been ushered into this clump of islands. Worms have…
Support Your Local ‘Thorne Newspaper
By: Remy Handler Well, folks, summer is approaching and so is summer break. When The Thorne launched, we set a…