Our First Edition – A Bit About Us
The Thorne is proud to present their first edition. Made by 4th grade students in Mr. William’s class, it is…
May 16, 2025
Columns
Editorial: Has Brainrot Gone Too Far?
By Thorne Editor Remy Handler From Rizz to Skibidi to Sigma, every 9–11-year-old across America has said gen alpha words.…
Impossible Task
Pt.1 This is Claw. He is a bunny, so he doesn’t have any claws. It is strange. Anyway, Claw has…
Cedar Park, Bryant Battle for Spot in Finals
Cedar Park Elementary School and Bryant Elementary School have just fought a very intense battle for a spot in the…
Editorial – Baseball and Kickball: Which is Better?
A Repeated Argument For the last few months at fourth grade recess, baseball has dominated the blacktop. However, in third…
Turdtopia: the Watery Paradise
In the last few days at Hawthorne Elementary, the rainwater has been ushered into this clump of islands. Worms have…
Support Your Local ‘Thorne Newspaper
By: Remy Handler Well, folks, summer is approaching and so is summer break. When The Thorne launched, we set a…